humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

yassui:

grimer makes everything happy beyond socially acceptable

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

owligator:

im laughing look at this poor creature

(Source: thejogging)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: )

(Source: rehabbed)

DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

(Source: youarefuckingmajestic)

(Source: grindlebone)

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

(Source: forrever--youngg)